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Welcome to My Site

If you’re looking for a site that blends music, rants, advocacy, and a sprinkle of dad jokes, you’ve found it. This is my corner of the internet, a living, breathing portfolio of projects, random thoughts, and the occasional existential crisis. Think of it as the Swiss Army knife of websites.

A little bit of everything, all in one place.

Captains Log

Welcome aboard the SS Chaos, where everyday parenting, startup life, and legal battles collide in a galaxy of never-ending adventures. I’m your captain, Terry Loerch, navigating the unpredictable star fields of co-parenting, tight deadlines, and the occasional coffee shortage.

Whether I’m dodging ex-related drama asteroids, deploying sarcasm shields in court, or boldly going where no single dad has gone before (like dating for the first time on dating apps "Holy shit".), every log chronicles the absurdity of my day-to-day mission.

With a trusty mug of Survival Mode coffee in hand, I’m here to document the laughs, the chaos, and the rare victories in this vast, uncharted universe of parenting and entrepreneurship.
Strap in, grab your snacks, and prepare to laugh, it’s going to be a bumpy, hilarious ride.


Captain’s log, aisle-date 70224.9

Captain’s log, aisle-date 70224.9: We have encountered Homo Snifficus Returnus, the shopper who pops every lid, inhales deeply, then stealthily returns the item to the shelf.Their nasal quests create a swirling nebula of Lavender-Coconut-Grandma-Purse that has incapacitated two ensigns and the produce section.Attempts at containment failed; the creature simply muttered “meh” and moved on to the next unsuspecting candle.Recommendation: new prime directive, if you sniff it, you ship it to checkout.End log.

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Captain’s Log, Stardate 542.7

Exes continue futile “Breadcrumb Trail” and “Ghost Protocol” maneuvers, games logged and immediately discarded. Attempts at “Love Bombardment” fizzled on impact. Midnight meme launches intercepted and jettisoned. Status: unbothered. Starship Self-Respect cruises unchallenged. Over and out.

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Welcome to my opinions!

Welcome to my blog, where all the random chaos of life lands on one page..... 
Parenting, startups, legal drama, and whatever else pops up, it’s all here for your reading pleasure or confusion. If this doesn’t satisfy your curiosity, check out the other pages,
there’s plenty more where this came from.


Congrats, Rich Person. You Ate Fish.

I was just trying to listen to music. That’s it. Nothing deep, nothing dramatic. Just throw something on, maybe zone out for a minute, and then boom… that damn commercial again.You know the one. Reese Witherspoon talking about being in London, eating fish and chips like it’s some kind of shocking, mind-bending, life-altering experience.“I bet you can’t imagine…... it.. Brain Pop!”What?What the fuck do you mean I can’t imagine it?!!!! Holy Shit Reese in London..I can absolutely imagine a wealthy celebrity flying to London and eating fish and chips. That’s not imagination. That’s Tuesday.This is where advertising just completely loses the plot. Somewhere in a boardroom, a bunch of overpaid idiots sat around and said, “You know what people will really connect with? A rich celebrity doing rich people shit,” and nobody stopped them. Not one person said, “Hey, this might sound dumb as hell to the average person just trying to pay rent.”Because here’s the reality. Most people aren’t sitting around dreaming about a celebrity eating fried food overseas. They’re trying to figure out how to afford groceries, gas, childcare, and yeah, sometimes they’re using credit cards just to bridge the gap.So when I hear that commercial, it doesn’t feel aspirational. It feels tone deaf as hell.You want a credit card commercial that actually hits? Try this,“Hi, I’m Juan. I work 10-hour days. I finally saved enough to take my first trip out of the country. I used this card to make it happen.”Boom. That’s real. That’s someone people can actually see themselves in.But instead we get this polished, out-of-touch nonsense where we’re supposed to be impressed that someone with more money than they know what to do with… used a credit card in London.No shit.The worst part? It plays over and over and over. Like six times in a row. You can’t escape it. It’s like psychological warfare at this point. I’m sitting there just trying to enjoy a song and suddenly I’m being told I can’t imagine something I literally imagined five seconds ago.It’s not just annoying. It actually ruins the experience. I don’t even want to watch her movies right now because all I hear is that voice in my head trying to sell me something that makes zero sense.This is the bigger issue with marketing right now. It’s not built for people anymore. It’s built for perception. For this weird, fake relatability that isn’t relatable at all.People aren’t stupid. They know when something is real and when it’s complete bullshit ( lol maybe not a few)This is premium, top-shelf, corporate bullshit.If you want people to trust your brand, stop talking at them like they’re idiots. Stop pretending they can’t “imagine” obvious things, and for the love of everything, stop running the same annoying ad on repeat until people want to throw their phone across the room.Because right now, the only thing that commercial is doing… is making people hate it.Yeah............................ I’m one of them.

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The Positive Hidden Inside Every Negative

Life has a way of teaching us in chapters, not classrooms. Every experience, pleasant, painful, confusing, joyful, becomes a lesson in what I call Life Education. I’ve learned that no matter how overwhelming a moment seems, there is always a positive hidden somewhere inside the negative. It may not show itself immediately. Sometimes you have to dig for it. Sometimes it reveals itself only after everything else has settled. But it’s always there, waiting to shape you in ways you never expected.

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Verbal Poo, Breaking the Chains of Polite Conversation

There comes a point where society becomes so saturated with fake smiles, scripted soundbites, and curated perfection that the truth feels like a forgotten language. Everywhere you look, people polish their words until they lose their meaning, selling the illusion of success, happiness, and certainty. But what about the rest of us, the ones who see the absurdity, who live through the contradictions, and who are tired of choking on the endless layers of sugar-coating?

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Rainbows, Respect, and the Real Problem in Our World

By Terry LoerchWhen I see a rainbow, I don’t see politics, I don’t see controversy…. I see beauty, promise, and hope. The rainbow has always been more than colors in the sky. In the Bible, it was God’s way of showing love, of reminding us that no matter how stormy the world gets, light will always break through.So, it’s strange, and honestly heartbreaking to me, when people turn the rainbow into something ugly…. a weapon to judge others.

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Verbal Poo

By Terry LoerchPolitical tensions are ramping up worldwide, and our digital platforms have awkwardly morphed into battlegrounds. What once felt like open spaces for discussion, humor, and connection are now carefully curated landscapes policed by hidden algorithms and AI “guidelines” that decide who gets heard, and who gets silenced. While these rules are often framed as protections against hate and harm, they’ve created a sanitized echo chamber where bravery is muted, creativity is clipped, and realness is erased.

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Current Projects

Equal Tech Innovations 

Equal Tech Innovations is a forward-thinking company dedicated to developing cutting-edge technology that bridges gaps for the global disabled community. From AI systems to accessibility-focused software, we aim to empower individuals by simplifying complex challenges and unlocking new opportunities. At Equal Tech, we believe innovation isn’t just about technology, it’s about creating a more inclusive and connected world for everyone.

United Disabilities

United Disabilities is a platform dedicated to empowering the disabled community by fostering connection, support, and inclusivity. We provide tools to navigate accessibility challenges, find resources, and build meaningful relationships. Our mission is to transform how disabilities are understood and supported, creating a world where every ability is valued and celebrated.

 

Highway To Waves

Highway to Waves is a music production company focused on breaking barriers and creating opportunities for artists of all abilities. By embracing technology and innovation, we streamline the creative process, making music production accessible and inclusive. Our mission is to amplify voices, celebrate diversity, and redefine what’s possible in the music industry.

 

Verbal Poo
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VerbalPoo.com is the ultimate humor-driven social media platform where witty banter, hilarious content, and AI-powered comedy come together for an unfiltered, laugh-out-loud experience.
 Verbal Poo redefines social media with humor, inclusivity, and next-level engagement, because sometimes, the best way to connect is through laughter.

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